I asked her …

I was sitting down in a 12.5 hour flight . Sat next to an Australian girl who was a really pleasant chat . Blondie , freckled , bubbly and a surfer chick . Very friendly and even kept smiling when she dozed off .

A steward was always coming over to check on her and flirting around …. I don’t mind if he did it well , but this dude was like , `I’m going to call you when you reach your hotel ok ? I’m going to show you Malaysia like nobody else ‘…………..and after a while , came back and went ` I’m going to give you this just because I think that you’re special ‘ …..

MF. What am I , a duck seating beside her ? QUACK!

In the middle of the flight , I got REALLY irritated and told her :

Me : I’m going to do something for you , and if it works , and only if you’re a 100% impressed , and only then you’ll be my girlfriend for the next 8 hours . Let’s do it . ( With a very commanding tone )

She : What ? whyeeeee ? ( yes she said why with a long ` eeeeeee’ ) . Okee , what do you want to show me ? ( with a warm smile )

*Previously when we were introduced before the plane took off , I told her that I was an engineer , so she had no idea what I did for a living . She was taking her so called summer vacation , and was studying to be an accountant .

I took out a piece of paper and pen , and did what I do best ( well , at least that’s what people pay me to do ) .

Th next time the steward came , and wanted to pass her his number on a piece of napkin… ( why din’t he just get a blank piece of paper ?? why a napkin ?? omg…. )

Me : Dude , she’s my girlfriend for calling out loud .

and she smiled and nodded ….

What a flight .

-David

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